Let’s get one thing straight, I’m not talking Romany’s here; I hold a special and distinct contempt for them. I’m talking about tracksuit wearing, tower-block dwelling, dirty, thieving pikey scum. These people are a scourge on whichever street they settle in, be it for a minute, an hour or the street on which they live in a semi-permanent basis, their other home being either prison or a young offenders institute depending on the pikey’s age. The common pikey is a nightmare. The places they live are littered with debris, of course the hazard of stray mongrels, or children, for the term can be used equally for both dogs or the filthy snot nosed largely illegitimate offspring of these inbred retards, are an ever present danger.
The most common pastime of the pikey is driving a stolen car. They should be avoided like Michael Jackson at a children’s’ party. Out of their cars and on the street corner the typical gang of young, drunk, pikey teenagers make a tempting target for the driver, but it is wise to steer well clear. Any attempt at approaching these clusters of under-class will result in a hail of abuse, sputum and half-bricks. When it comes to thieving needless to say then that in almost every incarnation the pikey is one of the worst offenders of all. They will even steal worthless things.
Most famous pikey scrum – Jade Goody.
[...] notion of the Anti-Social Behavior Orders or Asbos as the tracksuit wearing, tower-block dwelling, dirty thieving pikey scum like to call them. Because, until recently, it was taken for granted that in order to be sent to a [...]